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thedrunkenmoogle: Wii Bowling Drinking Game Christmas Day I spent a good bit of time playing Wii Bowling, on my cousin’s new Wii, with my cousin, dad, grandfather, and grandmother.  My grandmother won and I’m not sure yet if I feel proud or ashamed.  At the time I was drinking on of my cousin’s favorite beers, Hoegaarden, and thought my next post should be a Wii Bowling drinking game.  After all, people have been mixing beer and bowling forever.  Here is WiiAreDrunk.com’s version. First, get lots of beer. Rules are as follows: - If you don’t mark (spare or strike), take the amount of sips of pins you hit. - Give out 1: get a spare. - Give out 2: get a strike. - Give out 10: pickup a split. - Take in 15: Beer Frame (you’re the only one who DIDN’T strike) - Make a Rule: Bowl a Turkey. - Finish your drink: If you throw the ball behind you. Game invented by WiiAreDrunk.com.

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Wii Bowling Drinking Game

Christmas Day I spent a good bit of time playing Wii Bowling, on my cousin’s new Wii, with my cousin, dad, grandfather, and grandmother.  My grandmother won and I’m not sure yet if I feel proud or ashamed.  At the time I was drinking on of my cousin’s favorite beers, Hoegaarden, and thought my next post should be a Wii Bowling drinking game.  After all, people have been mixing beer and bowling forever.  Here is WiiAreDrunk.com’s version.

First, get lots of beer.

Rules are as follows:

- If you don’t mark (spare or strike), take the amount of sips of pins you hit. 
- Give out 1: get a spare. 
- Give out 2: get a strike. 
- Give out 10: pickup a split. 
- Take in 15: Beer Frame (you’re the only one who DIDN’T strike) 
- Make a Rule: Bowl a Turkey. 
- Finish your drink: If you throw the ball behind you.

Game invented by WiiAreDrunk.com.

thedrunkenmoogle: Falcon Punch (Super Smash Bros. Cocktail) Ingredients: 1/2 shot 151 Proof Rum1/2 shot Watermelon Pucker1/2 a glass of Punch Mix (1 gallon of regular Hawaiian Punch and 1 gallon of the Berry Lemonade flavor Hawaiian Punch with a bottle of Everclear/Grain alcohol)Directions: First fill a glass about halfway with hawaiian/lemonade punch. Then pour the Pucker into a shot glass and layer the 151 over it using a spoon. Light the shot on fire, yell “FALCON PUNCH!” in the most Captain Falcon-esque manner possible, drop it into the punch, and chug. Once done slam your cup down, perform a 2 finger salute from your brow to the next person and say “Show me ya moves!”. That person is then next in line to do a Falcon Punch, or it is grounds for a “party fowl.” (Drink created by Kevin Mosely, with help of Rockenshury Duval, Miko Biega, and Alan Mayweather. Photography by Thiswillidentify.) Warning: Fire is dangerous. It burns things and stuff and faces. Be real careful, Mooglers.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Falcon Punch (Super Smash Bros. Cocktail)

Ingredients:

1/2 shot 151 Proof Rum
1/2 shot Watermelon Pucker
1/2 a glass of Punch Mix (1 gallon of regular Hawaiian Punch and 1 gallon of the Berry Lemonade flavor Hawaiian Punch with a bottle of Everclear/Grain alcohol)

Directions: First fill a glass about halfway with hawaiian/lemonade punch. Then pour the Pucker into a shot glass and layer the 151 over it using a spoon. Light the shot on fire, yell “FALCON PUNCH!” in the most Captain Falcon-esque manner possible, drop it into the punch, and chug. Once done slam your cup down, perform a 2 finger salute from your brow to the next person and say “Show me ya moves!”. That person is then next in line to do a Falcon Punch, or it is grounds for a “party fowl.”

(Drink created by Kevin Mosely, with help of Rockenshury Duval, Miko Biega, and Alan Mayweather. Photography by Thiswillidentify.)

Warning: Fire is dangerous. It burns things and stuff and faces. Be real careful, Mooglers.

thedrunkenmoogle: Mario Kart Drinking Game Got a few beers and a Nintendo console?  Then Mario Kart is a must.  You can play this with any Mario Kart game but keep in mind, if you play with the Wiimote as a steering wheel, things will probably be a LOT harder after a few rounds. The rules are simple. Rules for playing with beer: Get hit by a shell or false item box = 1 sipGet hit by a person using a star = 3 sipsGet hit by a lightning bolt = 3 sipsGet hit by a character’s special item = 4 sips1st Place laps you = 5 sips (for every time they do)Fall off the course = Drink until you are put back onCome in last place = finish your drinkWinner of the race gets to choose one player to drink half a drink.  If they don’t have half left, they just finish their bottle. The Drunken Moogle does not endorse drunk driving of any kind (buzzed driving is drunk driving).  Don’t do it; play video games instead.

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Mario Kart Drinking Game

Got a few beers and a Nintendo console?  Then Mario Kart is a must.  You can play this with any Mario Kart game but keep in mind, if you play with the Wiimote as a steering wheel, things will probably be a LOT harder after a few rounds. The rules are simple.

Rules for playing with beer:

Get hit by a shell or false item box = 1 sip
Get hit by a person using a star = 3 sips
Get hit by a lightning bolt = 3 sips
Get hit by a character’s special item = 4 sips
1st Place laps you = 5 sips (for every time they do)
Fall off the course = Drink until you are put back on
Come in last place = finish your drink
Winner of the race gets to choose one player to drink half a drink.  If they don’t have half left, they just finish their bottle.

The Drunken Moogle does not endorse drunk driving of any kind (buzzed driving is drunk driving).  Don’t do it; play video games instead.

thedrunkenmoogle: Mario Party 8 Drinking Game Sometimes you just don’t have the luxury of having a spare case of beer laying around to waste on drinking games.  In that situation, it is time for hard liquor.  All that is left to is grab some friends and a video game system.  Then you have a party!  A Mario Party, if you will.  Rules:-Set the rules to 15 turns and include bonus stars at the end. -Every time a player gets a star, that player takes a shot.  This includes the bonus stars at the end.-Anyone who is watching the game, but not playing, can be chosen by the player who got the star to take a shot with them.  -In the event of a duel, the losing player must take a shot.-If a player has not received any stars by the end of the game, they take a shot.  We wouldn’t want anyone feeling left out now, would we? Drinking game created by The Drunken Moogle.  Alternate Mario Party drinking game using beer

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Mario Party 8 Drinking Game

Sometimes you just don’t have the luxury of having a spare case of beer laying around to waste on drinking games.  In that situation, it is time for hard liquor.  All that is left to is grab some friends and a video game system.  Then you have a party!  A Mario Party, if you will. 

Rules:
-Set the rules to 15 turns and include bonus stars at the end.
-Every time a player gets a star, that player takes a shot.  This includes the bonus stars at the end.
-Anyone who is watching the game, but not playing, can be chosen by the player who got the star to take a shot with them. 
-In the event of a duel, the losing player must take a shot.
-If a player has not received any stars by the end of the game, they take a shot.  We wouldn’t want anyone feeling left out now, would we?

Drinking game created by The Drunken Moogle. 
Alternate Mario Party drinking game using beer

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